If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes. - Euripides
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed. - Anthony Powell
Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything. - Moe, from the Simpsons
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. - Caryn Leschen
Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years. - Oscar Wilde
Life begins at forty. - W. B. Pitkin
Every man over forty is a scoundrel. - George Bernard Shaw
The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down. - T.S. Eliot
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating. - Arnold Bennett
Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms. - Georges Clemenceau
Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net. - Franklin Pierce Adams
Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you. - Bennett Cerf
