Q: What do you always get on your birthday?
A: Another year older!

Q: Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?
A: I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda wish you a happy birthday!

Q: Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?
A: Because he had been told to ice it.

Q: Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?
A: He's trying to age disgracefully!

Q: Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?
A: He heard they were having upside-down cake

Q: What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?
A: He makes a swish!

Q: What is your favourite type of present?
A: Another present!

Q: How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
A: He has a whale of a party!

"When's your birthday?"
"July 23."
"What year?"
"Every year!"

Q: What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?
A: "Hi, Buster."

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben over and get your birthday bumps!

Q: Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?
A: Because you said it was pound cake!

Q: Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap?
A: It was a birthday present from his wife!