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Birthday Jokes

Short Jokes

  • When I was a child my family were so poor that the only thing I got on my birthday was a year older.

  • My Husband said he wanted a tie for his birthday that matched the color of his eyes - but where can you find a bloodshot tie?

  • My wife refuses to use Inter Flora for people's birthdays. She says she doesn't think people would like margarine as a present.

  • It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.
    "Oh, I don't know," she said. "Just give me something with diamonds."
    That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing cards.


    Q: What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?
    A: "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

    "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."
    Next time, take off the candles."

    Q: Did you hear about the flag's birthday?
    A: It was a flappy one!

    Q: Did you hear about the tree's birthday?
    A: It was a sappy one!

    Q: What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake?
    A: "Hey, what's eating you?"

    Q: Did you hear about the dancer's birthday?
    A: It was a tappy one!

    "I guess I didn't get my birthday wish."
    "How do you know?" ?
    "You're still here!"

    Q: Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?
    A: He wanted to have a birthday potty!

    Q: What party game do rabbits like to play?
    A: Musical Hares.

    Q: What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?
    A: I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!

    "Did you go shopping for my birthday present?"
    Yeah, and I found the perfect thing."
    "What thing is that?"
    "Nothing!"

    "My birthday's coming"
    Do you know what I need?"
    "Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"

    Short Birthday Jokes Page 2



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